codykru: everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin
cerlys: When you lie down on your back without a bra on and your boobs do the thing
chiebutt: What I look for in a partner: Blue Eyes White Dragon
slay-z: sometimes i feel like sometimes people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go i’m gonna make you famous
g2gfast: today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
flockas: digivolves: who the fuck uses email still people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!
tyranitart: i struggle to believe garden eels are even real “is it….my birthday today!?” “yes!!! surprise!!!!!”
i-isabella-rose: ★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ i would rather fall in an active volcano than go to school tomorrow ★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★
graceebooks: unfollowing me won’t free you from the chains of capitalism
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
paging-doctorfaggot: sidr4: uro0sa: paging-doctorfaggot: it is 11 oclock why the heck am i still wearing a bra sid this is you i am currently wearing one but who is this poetic person that created this post this is my post who the heck are you
cancune: if a guy stares at ur boobs just stare at his dick maybe squint a little bit
glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
cryingvagina: i am the uneven drawstring on the hoodie of life
claydols: my favourite super smash brothers character is niall horan
Gay boy: started from the bottom
Gay boy: oh wait im still a bottom
somethingaboutgaret: homosexuality is not a choice because hulk hogan gave me my first boner and nobody would choose that
ogcw: Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
jarjarbinkzz: It’s all fun and games until you remember the person you were from 2007-2010.
unitedstatesofbooty: abercrombie and fitch more like abracadabra ur a lil bitch